After being inspired by Annabel on Virgin radio’s, sorry, Absolute radio’s @HometimeShow yesterday, I figured I’d put my own list together.
I fear already that this list could become quite large. I’ll update it in the future too, It might even make a book one day…
I may even try and resolve all these issues one by one, my name is Earl style – perhaps?
In no particular order then:
- People who don’t indicate when driving, there are other drivers and pedestrians around, give us a clue lazy arse
- People who walk slowly
- People who stand at the top of escalators or in door ways
- Screaming babies
- Everyone who’s ever sat behind me on a plane
- Fireworks when it’s not Bonfire night or new years
- 1and1 Customer support
- GoDaddy customer support
- LiveDrive customer support
- People who ding my car because of their inability to open their door without hitting mine
- Cold callers
- People who sit in the middle lane in their BMW or repmobile, pull over dozo
- Queueing
- Useless checkout scanners at B&Q
- People who drive too slowly
- Looking forward to an onion ring, only to find out its calamari
- Flat batteries
- People who don’t look where they’re going
- Foreign call centres
- Being given a million options on the phone when I just wan’t to speak to a real person
- Lack of documentation
- People who smell bad
- People who are just plain rude
- Pushchairs
- Umbrellas
- People who use grammar incorrectly (@peteryates)
- People who leave their full beam on
- Misuse of Their/There/They’re & Your/You’re
Many more to come I’m sure…